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Ben-the-Jew's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 25 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 440 Points

Da Pink Knight

YouWin Unlocked 6/2/09
25 Points
You Win.
Tilt Unlocked 6/2/09
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TKO 10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 2/10 (125/485 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/155 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Preggerz Unlocked 5/3/09
100 Points
Beat the game.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/20/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/20/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/20/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/20/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/20/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 3/20/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/20/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/20/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/20/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/27/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/27/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/27/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 5/27/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There Unlocked 5/27/09
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 5/11/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 5/11/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 5/11/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

super sweatshop mastar

1000 km Unlocked 4/3/09
25 Points
Go 1000 km for the mother land
5000 km 50 Points Go 5000 km for great power
10000 km 100 Points Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)